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The Oscar nominees got what?








Even though they might not leave the theater with a golden statue, they’re definitely walking away with a golden goodie bag. Reportedly, the 2013 Oscar gift bags have$45,000 worth of swag inside ranging from airline tickets to spa treatments to condoms and cigarettes.

  • A $12,000 trip to Australia — nominees can choose between two luxury resort stays
  • $4,100 one-week all-inclusive fitness and weight loss retreat
  • $600 worth of acupuncture, aromatherapy, and nutrition sessions
  • $850 package of 10 personal training sessions
  • $795 under counter water filtration system
  • $5,000 “Vampire Facelift”
  • $3,000 stay at the St. Regis Punta Mita Resort in Mexico
  • $400 circus lessons for nominee’s children
  • $1,800 Heathrow Airport private VIP service
  • $204 custom candle package
  • $120 worth of maple syrup
  • Electronic cigarettes
  • Condoms
  • “The Ultimate Fuzz Remover” lint roller
  • Windex
  • Laundry bag
  • Portion-control dinnerware
  • Combination bracelet-hair tie that goes for $80

last year’s giveaway was a worth a whopping $65,000 and included a $15,000 bottle of booze.

I suppose budget cuts are responsible for the $20,000 decrease in value this year.

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