The ten most acceptable forms of PDA are
#1.) Holding hands.
#2.) Kissing on the cheek.

#3.) Linking arms.
#4.) Arms around the waist.
#5.) Arms around the shoulder
#6.) Kissing on the lips.
#7.) Cuddling.
#8.) Butt slapping.
#9.) Kissing . . . meaning a REAL kiss, not a peck on the cheek.

#10.) Groping.
And the ten most acceptable PLACES for PDA are
#1.) A nightclub.
#2.) A vacation spot.
#3.) A party.
#4.) A bar.
#5.) A TIE between the street . . . and the beach.
#6.) A bus or train station.
#7.) ON the bus or train.
#8.) A public pool.
#9.) The gym.
#10.) Work.